Nick



Timmy: Let me tell you all a story that my Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandpa passed down.

"There I was. In the middle of the Amazon. Strapping. Vibrant. Handsome. Young. Utilizing my sharp, but light, instrument of cutting, I gash and sever lush greenery as they dared blocked my path towards my goal. The treasure. Located deep in the hearts of the Amazon, no one has ever dared lay claim to the treasure, or else they would be lost forever in the green, predator-infested hell that is the Amazon. But there it was. The Temple in which the treasure was located in. It was treacherous! There were traps! Enemies of old! Enemies of mythology! In my trek, I had come across a coffin. Curiosity took stead on my person! I threw myself onto it and forced it open! That's when I saw it... ... him. "Hey! Thanks for that. I was stuck in there for a while!" I SCREAMED! AND RAN OUT OF THE JUNGLE! It was the Guardian of the treasure! Terrifying! Old! And hideously ugly! He would surely kill me if I had not react in time... but I remember his name fondly. Engraved onto the ancient, dusty old coffin... was the name... 'Nick.' " And that's the story.

Trivia
- Nick is a hardcore drug dealer and runs the Mexican drug trade. Cartel as old as time.

- Nick is the director of Sharknado, but was uncredited due to some BS or something.

- Nick, out of all the mods, have been in the torture hole the second least.

- Bravely Default character, Sage Yulyana, is heabily based off of Nick's life

- Nick is voiced by Yuri Lowenthal

- Nick is the voice actor for Tommy Wiseau in the upcoming Silent Hill game

- Nick's stripper naame, among few, are Starr Sweetthinghs and Sugar Dazzlelick.

- Nick is the admin of Mavro, Vlad (creepy right?), Zwei, bread hater, and a new character.

- Nick's butt is 200% pointer than any other butt in the universe

- Genny is his younger inspiration and role-model.

- Nick is old.